John McCain is dull, dull, dull.
If I have to watch this man for the next 4 years, I fear that I and the rest of the world may slide into a coma.
How does one liven up dull? Last month, McCain gave a speech standing in front of a green sign. Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert Report, offered up a challenge to viewers to ‘liven up McCain’ in his second Green Screen Challenge.
There have been many great entries, but the way I see it, the best way to liven up dull is to infuse the comatose speaker with Elvis. He’s still dull, but at least he’s watchable.