John McCain Promises 4 Years of Dull

John McCain is dull, dull, dull.

If I have to watch this man for the next 4 years, I fear that I and the rest of the world may slide into a coma.

How does one liven up dull? Last month, McCain gave a speech standing in front of a green sign. Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert Report, offered up a challenge to viewers to ‘liven up McCain’ in his second Green Screen Challenge.

There have been many great entries, but the way I see it, the best way to liven up dull is to infuse the comatose speaker with Elvis. He’s still dull, but at least he’s watchable.


2 responses to “John McCain Promises 4 Years of Dull

  1. airborneranger

    Why is it that you liberals put so much credence in people like Colbert, Maher, and Stewart? These guys are comedians, out for the laugh at whoever’s expense. Somehow you on the left actually believe they have something to offer.

  2. Because they are funny. I laugh at their jokes.

    Why do you put so much credence in Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, Malkin, and Savage? They are pundits who make a lot of money to promote a message at your expense and you lap it up. When will you realize that they are laughing at you?