Obama is a secret Muslim. And since seeing pictures of his family, not so secret either. We saw his mom, dad, step-dad, uncle, paternal step-grandmother, and his mom’s parents. Those were the ‘white folks’ that raised him. What’s up with that? How dare Obama have a family? And one with ties outside this country. After all, real American families have been in America forever.
Obama is an angry, American hating Christian. And we have the Reverend Wright to thank for that, too. Wow. The guy is a Muslim AND a Christian. I also heard that he’s an atheist. Can’t he make up his mind?
Obama went to school at a Madrassa? WTF? What does Madrassa mean anyway? (It means school. Obama went to school, how elitist!)
Obama has ties to terrorists William Ayers, Rashid Khalidi and everyone else, they say. That thing with Ayers took place in the late 60’s right? Obama was born in 1961? So he definitely could have been involved in that. He was about 8. I also hear that he hates Israel and the Jews. We can’t have that now, can we?
He will not put his hand over his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance, even though the picture we see was taken during the Star Spangled Banner – not the Pledge. Oh yeah. Only ballplayers put their caps over their heart during the SSB.
Obama won’t wear an American flag lapel pin – which is exactly what an American-hater would do to try to trick us into thinking he was patriotic. I’ve also seen McCain and many other Right Field Republicans not wearing the pin. Hell, I don’t ever wear one. Don’t want to put a hole in my shirt.
Obama did get sworn into the United States Senate with his hand on the Koran – no wait. That was the Bible. And that was Minnesota Congressman Keith Ellison who was sworn in with his hand on the Koran. And that Koran used to belong to President Thomas Jefferson, the guy that wrote our Declaration of Independence.
Barack and Michelle’s fist bump is something all terrorists do just before they do something scary. That’s why I always get frightened when I see the kids doing that awful thing. Probably the same thing my parents thought when they saw me slap my friends ‘five’. Or the parents of the first people to shake hands.
Also, what is it with his name? Barack? Sounds like Iraq. And the last name of that Israeli dude, Prime Minister Ehud Barak. His middle name is Hussein for heaven’s sake. It took a lot of work to get rid of that guy in Barack . . . I mean Iraq. And that last name? Obama? I’ve even seen liberals make the mistake and call him Osama. Ever type Obama in Microsoft Word? You get that squiggly line under it. When you do that right-click thing, it wants to change it to Osama? Even my computer knows that Obama ain’t no good.
And I saw that Hannity guy talking about it and Rush too. They wouldn’t steer me wrong, now would they?