Vote Republican and Get the ‘Change You Deserve’

As you all know, the Republicans have released their new slogan.

Change You Deserve

The Republican Party also shares this slogan with Effexor, an anti-depressant drug. It makes perfect sense to me as the Republican Party has caused us to fall into a depression both emotionally and economically.

Interestingly, the side effects are also the same.

GOP Logo

Common side effects may include:

  • Nausea
  • Dizziness
  • Sleepiness
  • Dry mouth
  • Gas
  • Abnormal vision
  • Nervousness
  • Insomnia
  • Loss of appetite
  • Constipation
  • Confusion
  • Agitation
  • Tremors
  • Yawning
  • Palpitations
  • Increased cholesterol

Effexor Pill

More serious side effects may include:

  • Increased heart rate
  • Extreme confusion
  • Seizures
  • Abnormal bleeding or bruising
  • Sudden eye pain
  • Eye redness
  • Changes in vision
  • Mania or hypomania

There are plenty of jokes there. Of course, with another 4 years of McSame, I’ll be needing a hearty dose of Effexor.

The Effexor pill (pictured above) has a W on it. Coincidence?

Note: Effexor has trademarked the Change You Deserve slogan. These are the actual listed side effects for this drug. Conditions may vary as some side effects may actually be evident in the Republican Party while others are caused by the Republicans and are experiences you may encounter.

Effexor

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3 responses to “Vote Republican and Get the ‘Change You Deserve’

  1. David Lieber

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